Nea Țapă was once a big trickster in the neighborhood – he sold CDs and floppy disks like hotcakes. The problem is that time has passed, but he’s stuck on the sidewalk, with his coat full of „originals for 10 lei”. He still thinks he’s doing well when he whispers „I have games too” on the corners, even though everyone has been streaming for a long time. In today’s digital universe, Nea Țapă is like a virus on a floppy disk: nostalgic, but completely useless.
Weakness: Paying taxes and fees, and generally when he has to give money
Talent: Sells anything, anytime, anywhere
Secret: In the 90s he built an empire from smuggling and media piracy, but later, with the advent of the internet, he refused to develop his business in the new world, so now he’s starving.
