Brainey is clear proof that even cacti are not immune to the apocalypse. He rose from the rocks with half his brain exposed and a bizarre appetite for synapses. Fortunately for the rest of the world, he moves so slowly that the only thing he can catch are his own thoughts – and he chews them with difficulty. Still, he’s scary enough that you don’t want to see him on the street at night, groping for a less… photosynthetic „snack”.
