Brainey is clear proof that even cacti are not immune to the apocalypse. He rose from the rocks with half his brain exposed and a bizarre appetite for synapses. Fortunately for the rest of the world, he moves so slowly that the only thing he can catch are his own thoughts – and he chews them with difficulty. Still, he’s scary enough that you don’t want to see him on the street at night, groping for a less… photosynthetic „snack”.
Weakness: Often asks himself “what am I doing here?” and “what was I about to do?”
Talent: Strong stomach. No matter what he eats, he never gets an upset stomach. No… seriously… he eats anything…
Secret: When he was alive, he played in the same band as Juan (the Mariachi), until… a guitar to the head did him in. Rumor has it that the argument between the two revolved around Thornellia.
